TECHNICAL SHAYARIYAAN

 

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke 
I don't like your face. 
Par dil ke storage mein 
No more disk space... 

Ghar se jab tum nikale 
pehen ke reshmi gown. 
Jaane kitne dilon ka 
ho gaya server down... 

Jabse meri zindagi mein, 
Aayi hai aik female. 
Bhool gaya hoon sab kuchh 
Kya mailbox, kya e-mail... 

Dil se ek ishq ki 
Application create kar raha hoon. 
Pyaar se debug karna 
Mein wait kar raha hoon... 
Tumhaare intezaar mein 
neend aayee so gaya. 
Yeh dekho mera connection 
time out ho gaya... 

Kal jab mile thhe 
to dil mein hua ek sound. 
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain 
your file not found! 

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, 
woh repeat kar doonga... 
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga... 

Shayad mere pyar ko 
taste karna bhool gaye... 
Dil sey aisa cut kiya 
ke paste karna bhool gaye... 

Laakhon honge nigaah mein 
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... 
Mere pyaar ke icon pe 
kabhi to double-click karo... 

Roz subha hum karte hain 
pyar se unhe good morning... 
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain 
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning... 

Nazar mein to kai hain 
aur shaayad lonely hain... 
Problem yehi hai ki voh 
ab read only hain...

 

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